You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
worst night to have a conscience
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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