We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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