What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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