I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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