Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just had sex on a roof
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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