is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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