I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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