called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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