Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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