I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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