If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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