i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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