I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
where does the pee come out of this thing
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
