theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just had sex on a roof
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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