i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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