its not stalking. its research.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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