yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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