she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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