I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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