I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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