Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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