You're completely useless in the revolution.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
