my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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