oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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