she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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