whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
North Korea, Best Korea!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
