I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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