Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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