and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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