Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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