The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
