everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you will always have a special place in my vag
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You need Xanax blowdarts
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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