The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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