We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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