Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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