Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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