so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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