I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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