i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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