WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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