Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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