Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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