I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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