dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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