I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
