I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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