Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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