Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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