She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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