My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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