It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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